Tuesday 16 January 2007

Perry Groves Cashes in, "Cashly" Doesn't / Beckham takes a load


"We all live in a Perry Groves World"
Cashly Cole can't cash in

http://books.guardian.co.uk/departments/biography/story/0,,1972697,00.html
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As an Arsenal Fan and a football fan, Who had his introduction to the beautiful game and the world of the terraces in the era of George Graham's team, it was with great pleasure that i read this article in the Guardian Newspaper where Sam Wollaston meets Perry Groves. In the piece Sam Wollaston asks "How did a so-so player from the 80s find his new autobiography outselling Wayne Rooney's?" and more amusingly Cashly Cole's scrap book that he vomited up.


http://www.weloveperry.com/chants.shtml
A site dedicated to the legend that is Perry Groves














Benditson, but not Quite like Beckham

With all of the words that have been written about David "Goldenballs" Beckham and his highly lucrative move to L.A galaxy over this past week I don't really want to bother giving the sorry excuse of a footballer any more coverage, except to point out my favourite piece that I read. It was a small little piece included in the sunsports report on the MASSIVE wage salary that Peckham will be receiving.

It points out that while he will be earning about £3,000 an hour, his team mate Benjamin Benditson (nice irony) will be earning just £6,015 per year.

It also points out that Beckham will earn in one week, the same amount as Landon Donavon ,the highest payed player in the league , earns in a year.

So rumors that he went to America to further his career as an international image slag and reign with Victoria as king & Queen of the celebrity gimps, guided by their council of High Priest and Guru Mr Tom "i'm not in a Cupboard" Cruise and Princess Katie of Holmes, are all obviously false.
He didn't go to make money or make movies or to have sex with Miss Cruise because Mr Cruise doesnt want to, and thats not becuase Mr cruise doesn't like women much and would prefer to wrestle with his man friends instead.

Suggestions that some players are looking to kick seven shades of shit out of Beckham on the football pitch next year unless he pays for the sandwiches at half time are as yet unfounded and simply rummer.

Benjamin Benditson




David Beckham takes a load in the face
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Send in your Captions for this picture of Peckham and Cashley looking like they wish everybody would just leave them in piece so they can relax and spend some quality time with each other.....







-"oooer, misses!"

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